light with a sharpened edge
I'm staying away from spoilers because they are bad for my health. Bad, I tell you. For my mind and bank account. *cough* (Plus, I've read too many already and don't wanna get my hopes up.)
Bright light erupts from the depths of hell. SAM and DEAN brace themselves for what's to come. CASTIEL and CHUCK arrive, but it's too late! LUCIFER emerges!
Pull back to reveal that Lucifer is the size of a Ken doll.
Sam: This is Lucifer?
Dean: Big overture. Liiittle show.
Lucifer (squeaky voiced): I am the dark lord of nightmares! The bringer of terror! Tremble before me. Fear me!
Chuck: He - he's so cute!
Lucifer: Tremble!
Dean (mocking): Who's a little Lucifer? Come on! Who's a little adversary!
Castiel: Don't taunt the angel of the bottomless pit.
Dean: Why, can he hurt me?
Castiel: No, it's just - tacky.
*sigh* Is it September yet?
